HOW TO MAKE A SORD….

by dave strider

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yo guys im going to show you how to make a peice of shit that should look something like this

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or it’ll look like garbage but that’s kind of the point anyway

k so you’re going to need some materials i should probably list those

you’re gonna need:

- Some shitty plywood nobody gives a shit about, if you paid for it you’re doing it wrong. I use 1/8th inch thick but it’s really your call dawg
- paint, you should be able to figure this one out
- a way to cut plywood but more on that in a sec

and that’s pretty much it if you’re a lamer but if you want it to look extra shitty you can grab these for sicknasty bonus points

- GLITTER #swag (no seriously)
- CRAYONS aw yis
- and also glue (mega bonus points for GLITTER GLUE)

ok so to cut up the plywood I use a JIGSAW

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it’s pretty easy to use and you probably know someone who has one get get some help if ur nervous

just make sure you wear proper safety equipment yo don’t get sawdust in yo eye

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k so then you draw your shape i guess so you don’t accidently cut out like, a pentagram or someshit that would be totes awk

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and then u cut it out didn’t see that 1 coming did you?!? oh man the surprises


(queue sick woodworking montage)

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BAM YOU HAVE A PIECE OF CRAP GOOD JOB

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ok so now i can hear you goin “ok but how do i make my plywood look like jpeg artifacts irl?!??????”

WELL CALM YOUR TITS IM ABOUT TO TELL YOU DUDE JEEZE ok

dis how i do btw you can paint it your own way if you want man idk maybe your sord is pink i aint judging it’s all good in the hood

aight here we go

FIRST THINGS FIRST MAN

are you ready?

k so we paint a base of blue

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woah majestic

then we breakout the SICKNASTY CRAYONS

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ok so i totally forgot to take lots of wip pics here but BASICALLY what you do is you go over the blue with crayons

then you go over the crayons with paint and/or glue and then u throw like 100000 glitters at it

pretty simple tbh

and THEN BAM YOU HAVE A DUMBER LOOKING POS

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ok so then you’re done pretty much but if you’re a baller like me you’re gonna make that hilt comfy as fuck

right that sounds wicked but HOW?!?!?

LIKE THIS CALM DOWN

so you get some like foam or something and glue that bitch on there

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and then you paint/ glitter the foam like you did with the sord (but without crayons, are you high that shit dont work)

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and it looks

sick

as

hell

and then because glue sucks at life and because you don’t want to get glitter on your hands (dont lie to me you nerd)

you get some tape

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i use like, packing tape or whatever but any clear take works idk man its your sord

so anyway you get the tape up in there and then you’re like done wow

K GOOD JOB IF YOU CAN’T FIGURE IT OUT FROM THERE I PROBABLY CAN’T HELP YOU ANYWAY

or you can send me an ask or whatever idk

 

 

hahaha edit btw my friend helped a ton because she’s awesome she took pictures and stuff wow such a great friend thank u <3

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